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bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji, via distraction)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via distraction)

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

(via tortillah)

hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear